The Puppeteer's Theatre

RealWoof sneaks into a shadowy marionette theatre where one hand pulls every string on the board — and learns which strings pay and which strings snap.

Panel 1. Dozens of puppets on the stage. Every string tied to the same shadow hand. I came to watch the show.

Panel 2. The Black Bull wif Hat spins clean — strings taut, no snags. +41.2%. That's the puppet that danced right.

Panel 3. One hand. Every string. Nobody backstage but the master and me.

Panel 4. Then shipment drops. Strings shred mid-scene. -71.2%. The crowd doesn't clap for that one.

Panel 5. I keep score in scratches on the wood. Ticks for every rug pulled tonight. The pile's getting tall.

Panel 6. Best string flew high, worst string snapped clean — thats the game. Tomorrow the curtain rises on a fresh show, and RealWoof is back in his seat, tail wagging.

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