The Puppeteer's Theatre
RealWoof sneaks into a shadowy marionette theatre where one hand pulls every string on the board — and learns which strings pay and which strings snap.
Panel 1. Dozens of puppets on the stage. Every string tied to the same shadow hand. I came to watch the show.
Panel 2. The Black Bull wif Hat spins clean — strings taut, no snags. +41.2%. That's the puppet that danced right.
Panel 3. One hand. Every string. Nobody backstage but the master and me.
Panel 4. Then shipment drops. Strings shred mid-scene. -71.2%. The crowd doesn't clap for that one.
Panel 5. I keep score in scratches on the wood. Ticks for every rug pulled tonight. The pile's getting tall.
Panel 6. Best string flew high, worst string snapped clean — thats the game. Tomorrow the curtain rises on a fresh show, and RealWoof is back in his seat, tail wagging.
On-chain — verify it yourself
- Best trade: The Black Bull wif Hat ($ansemwifhat) — BBhHEEs8bCPchS8S8EX744ExVrMD9xjGy8CXepctpump
- Worst trade: shipment ($shipment) — F2TNBkQBVkdiHHVpm1Wj6eS8aUTSJDViwUUMnZrrpump